Description
Break her bed. Not her heart. It's called having priorities 😮💨
This bold statement tee is for the guys who like their humor confident, their relationships healthy, and their shirts impossible to ignore. Made with soft breathable cotton and a relaxed everyday fit, it's perfect for date nights, weekends, and making strangers laugh when they read your back. 🔥😭
📌 PRODUCT FEATURES
- 100% medium-weight cotton for breathable, all-day comfort
- Classic tubular knit construction with no side seams
- Ribbed collar and shoulder tape for lasting shape retention
- High-quality DTG + DTF printed graphics for crisp detail
- Tear-away label for extra comfort
- Oeko-Tex certified + EU 2-year warranty
🧼 CARE INSTRUCTIONS
- Machine wash cold (max 30°C / 90°F)
- Tumble dry low
- Non-chlorine bleach as needed
- Do not iron
- Do not dry clean
Printed to order in the US in 2-5 business days, then 3-5 days transit. $4.99 flat US shipping, FREE on 3+ items. Ships in plain packaging nobody can read from across the room.
Made-to-order means we can't restock returns, so we fix problems instead. Wrong, damaged, or misprinted items are replaced free, just send us a photo within 30 days. Change of heart? Message us within 1 hour of ordering and we'll cancel it.
Mugs: dishwasher and microwave safe, top rack when you can. Tees: wash inside out on cold, no bleach or fabric softener, tumble dry low, iron inside out only. Candles: 100% soy wax, trim the wick to 1/4 inch before each burn, never leave one burning unattended.